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Last week, the S?nderborg Orcs were sold to Bartolo333 for an undisclosed amount. The new owner quickly changed the team name to Zas! En Toda La Boca, which translates to Zas! In All The Mouth. Shamskie Shoots, the leading scorer on the previously-named Orcs, said "so we're going to eat our opponents alive? I hope it doesn't mean we're all talk and no walk."
Along with the change in management, the team has also added a few new players and a new team philosophy. 6 Spaniards, Flores, Luis, David, Chikilicuatre, Mierda, and Cabelleras were added to the roster and immediately inserted into the rotation. Zas has moved to a much deeper rotation. In the last game, 10 players received more than 20 minutes of floor time.
Asked what he thinks of the changes, Shoots replied, "Well, I certainly haven't felt this rested in months. It's kind of hard to find a groove when I'm getting about half the minutes I used to, but it's alright. We're probably not going to win the division, so coach wants to prepare everyone for next year." Concerning the points race in the division, Shoots said, "I am just happy that I have been able to play well enough this year to currently lead the division in points. However it works out, it will be fine with me... mmm... Who am I trying to kid? I want that title. Play me coach!"
Shoots, who has shown tremendous growth in his rookie season is a free agent this year. There's a good chance that he will move to another team, possibly back to his native country of Portugal or another western European country where he spent much of his youth wandering and planting appleseeds.
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